- Halal or Kosher?

 

Let's discuss #Halal... Or #Kosher. Why is it, that silly old books written by superstitious and unenlightened men, seem to want to control, women's privates and which animals we can or cannot eat?

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- Fire God or just Fire?

Let's start at the beginning, shall we? Early Man!
Man begins to think and turns everything he doesn't understand into God or a manifestation of God. Fire for Instance.

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- What is a Sin?

Bad deeds can exist without having to label them as a 'sin' against some fictional diety to give it more meaning..

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- Introducing Sheikh Al-Haraami...

Sheikh Al-Haraami makes a visit to Triamgle-Head to talk business.

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- Without God I am nothing?

What happens when you try to multiply anything (including yourself) by Zero. Answer = 0

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- Baby on Board? Don't Give a F****!

I know those crappy "Baby on Board" signs are not as popular these days, But I just wanted to pay tribute to George Carlin with this comic.

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- Don't pray for me Bro!

What do you say to a Theist that says "I will pray for you" but really means "fuck you"?

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- God: Something from Nothing?

So, if "Something" can't come from "Nothing" according to Theists, Who were God's parents? Man has already made up so much fiction, why not write a 'prequel' about where God came from as well.

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- Mass shooting in Orlando

Yesterday a terrorist attack in Orlando, Florida, brought to light, that no matter what happens in America, it will drive Americans to each others throats ideologically and rip us apart internally. THANK YOU ALL for doing the terrorists job for them. You should be proud.

- Shoot Religious Zombies in the head?

Yes you shoot zombies in the head, but what about Religious zombies?


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- The second coming of Christ?

So, When do you think the second coming of Christ will be? In your lifetime perhaps? :D

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- So God decides? - Part 2

- So God decides? - Part 1

Why does God grant some wishes and ignore others?
I'd love to see the righteous and apologist logic pour in.
What do you think?
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God loves giving kids cancer.

Hillary Clinton has Penis envy?

Apparently Hillary Clinton is upset that Trump called her out on her using her woman card! Hillarity and Trumposity ensued.

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- Hillarious for President!

If Hillary Clinton gets elected, Bill clinton will be so happy. He'll be knee deep in interns again!

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- $15 Minimum wage?

Think about this and think hard. Waiters, servers, and other minimum wage workers get less than minimum and need tips. BUT if they got $15 an hour, doesn't that change the equation?

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- Baltar gets a new pet.

Taking a break from controversial topics this week. I promised one of my fans. So here you go.. ‪#‎turtlepower‬

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‪#‎nwo‬ ‪#‎illuminati‬ ‪#‎newworldorder‬ ‪#‎turtle‬ ‪#‎res‬ ‪#‎redearedslider‬ ‪#‎reptile‬ ‪#‎pets‬

- Thou shalt not kill?

Apparently ‪#‎god‬ said, "You shall not kill.."
But who listens to that old dude anyways?

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- I can speak to God!

Sure, you can speak to ‪#‎god‬, and he talks back too.(If you hear voices in your head)..

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