Why do you hate God?

Do you hate God and love Satan, my fellow Atheists??
Last strip of 2016. Happy New Year 2017 everybody!!

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God works in mysterious ways?

Everything can apparently be explained away with the "God works in mysterious ways.." argument.

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God and Unicorns?

When someone starts proselytising and gets all glassy eyed and goes into a trance, I feel the need to snap them out of it.

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Bible: The Only book I'll need!

True story. I was talking about books and one 'enlightened' gentleman commented that his Bible had all the answers he'd ever need.

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Why do you fear God?

Why do people #fear something that does not exist? Have you ever asked yourself why you fear God? Who taught you to?

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God, Sex and Cocaine!

They say, Religious fervor has the same numbing effect on the brain as narcotics and sex. What do you think?
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It's all part of the plan!

The #illuminati have an agenda that is getting closer to fruition. The latest election is all part of the bigger plan.

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TRUMP Wins!.. Now what?

Nov 12, 2016
Donald Trump is our President Elect! Now What?
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TRUMP is President!

Nov 8, 2016
TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES of AMERICA!

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Go out and Vote!

GO OUT AND VOTE!
Those in charge will still be in charge. It won't really matter.
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Who made Chihuahuas?

#Evolution is a science. Science is based on facts and evidence and logic. So why do believers not ask for evidence? fear? #Indoctrination?
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Do black lives matter?

Which one is more important? #BlackLivesMatter ? #AllLivesMatter ? #BlueLivesMatter ? #NolivesMatter ?
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Second Presidential debate!

So the second presidential #debate happened and as usual, Hillarity and Trumposity ensued.

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Hindu Gods!

What a fantastic imagination it takes to create #hindu gods! Our all time favorite has to be #Ganesha or #GanpatiBappa as he is lovingly known. Seriously, 4 arms, large elephant head on a human body.. Very creative!

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Protesting what?

Maybe if #protesters read a book, they would protest things that really mattered. This bullshit is getting old. Nobody owes you anything, #geteducated. Your illiteracy is what's holding you back.
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Human sacrifice and religion.

It just occured to me, that a bloody and ritualistic human sacrifice is the basis for Christianity. And it happens to be older than the Aztec empire. Haa!!
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- Define 'God'

How would you define 'God' from an Atheist/Anti-theist viewpoint?

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- Here take my wife!

Women's rights in Arabia have a long way to go. But at least they let them drive now. Progress?

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- Cure Abortion? or Cancer?

What do you think? Would prayer cure Cancer or Abortion?

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- Halal or Kosher?

 

Let's discuss #Halal... Or #Kosher. Why is it, that silly old books written by superstitious and unenlightened men, seem to want to control, women's privates and which animals we can or cannot eat?

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- Fire God or just Fire?

Let's start at the beginning, shall we? Early Man!
Man begins to think and turns everything he doesn't understand into God or a manifestation of God. Fire for Instance.

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- What is a Sin?

Bad deeds can exist without having to label them as a 'sin' against some fictional diety to give it more meaning..

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- Introducing Sheikh Al-Haraami...

Sheikh Al-Haraami makes a visit to Triamgle-Head to talk business.

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- Without God I am nothing?

What happens when you try to multiply anything (including yourself) by Zero. Answer = 0

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- Baby on Board? Don't Give a F****!

I know those crappy "Baby on Board" signs are not as popular these days, But I just wanted to pay tribute to George Carlin with this comic.

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- Don't pray for me Bro!

What do you say to a Theist that says "I will pray for you" but really means "fuck you"?

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- God: Something from Nothing?

So, if "Something" can't come from "Nothing" according to Theists, Who were God's parents? Man has already made up so much fiction, why not write a 'prequel' about where God came from as well.

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- Mass shooting in Orlando

Yesterday a terrorist attack in Orlando, Florida, brought to light, that no matter what happens in America, it will drive Americans to each others throats ideologically and rip us apart internally. THANK YOU ALL for doing the terrorists job for them. You should be proud.

- Shoot Religious Zombies in the head?

Yes you shoot zombies in the head, but what about Religious zombies?


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- The second coming of Christ?

So, When do you think the second coming of Christ will be? In your lifetime perhaps? :D

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- So God decides? - Part 2

- So God decides? - Part 1

Why does God grant some wishes and ignore others?
I'd love to see the righteous and apologist logic pour in.
What do you think?
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God loves giving kids cancer.

Hillary Clinton has Penis envy?

Apparently Hillary Clinton is upset that Trump called her out on her using her woman card! Hillarity and Trumposity ensued.

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- Hillarious for President!

If Hillary Clinton gets elected, Bill clinton will be so happy. He'll be knee deep in interns again!

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- $15 Minimum wage?

Think about this and think hard. Waiters, servers, and other minimum wage workers get less than minimum and need tips. BUT if they got $15 an hour, doesn't that change the equation?

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- Baltar gets a new pet.

Taking a break from controversial topics this week. I promised one of my fans. So here you go.. ‪#‎turtlepower‬

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‪#‎nwo‬ ‪#‎illuminati‬ ‪#‎newworldorder‬ ‪#‎turtle‬ ‪#‎res‬ ‪#‎redearedslider‬ ‪#‎reptile‬ ‪#‎pets‬

- Thou shalt not kill?

Apparently ‪#‎god‬ said, "You shall not kill.."
But who listens to that old dude anyways?

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- I can speak to God!

Sure, you can speak to ‪#‎god‬, and he talks back too.(If you hear voices in your head)..

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- GOP pissed at Trump?

So, despite ‪#‎Trump‬ winning so many states, is the ‪#‎GOP‬ pissed off with Donald J. Trump ? Will he be the ‪#‎RepublicanNominee‬?

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- The Libertarian Porcupine!

The ‪#‎Libertarian‬ porcupine is such a cute little guy. Doesn't bother anyone till someone messes with his ‪#‎freedom‬.

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- What percent are you?

What % are you? - 1%? - 3%? - 99%?
Hardly matters, unless you're on top of the food chain...

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- Trump banning all muslims!

I'd like to ask you to think and share how you feel about ‪#‎Trump‬ stating that he doesn't want ‪#‎muslims‬ to travel to ‪#‎America‬.
Please keep your responses civil. Thank you!

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- Happy Valentines Day 2016

#‎HappyValentinesDay‬ Love, Eat, buy heart shaped crap... all that Jazz..

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- The Donald gets a rating!

There was a time when ‪#‎TheDonald‬ was popular, but is it just me or is it sort of wearing off? If the ‪#‎iowa‬ caucus is any indication of his future, he might need to change his rhetoric.

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- GET OFF Your Phone!

People need to GET OFF THEIR CELLPHONES and LOOK UP! It's reaching a crazy zombie like proportion.
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- God is NOT Oxygen!

People are so afraid to take the first step to not being slaves anymore and declaring to themselves that there is no ‪#‎God‬. Leaving fairy tales behind takes a lot of bravery, but you'll be fine.


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- Is God genocidal?

So, does #God lead by example, or did man create god in his own primitive violent image?

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- Bernie Sanders looks like Doc Brown?

 

Let's take a break from ‪#‎Trump‬ for a while. Did you notice that ‪#‎Bernie‬ Sanders looks and sounds exactly like Doc Emmett Brown from Back to the Future? 

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- The logic behind Prayer?

Is #praying to #God just a futile coping mechanism for people wanting to reiterate things to themselves? Is God even allowed to say no? does praying mean you think you can somehow change his mind and your fate?

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